Funny Quotes About Friends That Will Make You Laugh

Funny Quotes About Friends - Are you looking for the best Funny Quotes about friends? If yes so you are at the right place because today in this article, I'm going to share with you the amazing Funny Quotes for Friends. The moment we spend with our friends are wordless and I cannot express my feelings when I used to live with my friends and still laugh when I imagine those moments. If you also missing your friends or looking quotes for friends so this article is for you so without wasting more time let's drive into the best funny quotes. 

Funny Quotes About Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. – Mark Twain

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival. – C.S. Lewis

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? thought I was the only one. – C.S. Lewis

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed. – Laurie Colwin

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. – Sylvia Plath

Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants. – Terri Guillemets

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. – Unknown

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown

Funny Quotes on Friendship

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.– Jim Hayes

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. – Unknown

As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. – Unknown

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. –Oprah Winfrey

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!” – Warren G. Harding

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.  – Friedrich Nietzsche

No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return. – Plato

I don't know why but after meeting you, I feel like I have destroyed my life. 

Funny Friendship Quotes

I know I'm bad but my dear doesn't forget I'm your dad.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. – Robert Louis Stevenson

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. – Virginia Woolf

If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky. – S.E. Hinton

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. – Marcelene Cox

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship. – Unknown

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. – Unknown

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.– Unknown

Funny Quotes About Friendship in English 

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. – Greg Tamblyn

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. – Emilie Saint-Genis

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. – Laurence J. Peter

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else. – Len Wein

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. – Mark Twain

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. – Samuel Butler

A friend to all is a friend to none. – Aristotle

Plato is my friend, Aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is the truth. – Isaac Newton

Quotes friendship funny 

 yar you are my life, It was a joke

I cannot live with your girlfriend.

you are a key of my bicycle.

you are the socks of my shoes. 

You are my toothpaste brush.

You are my every morning, I was joking.

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